ic contact;

[mathematician]

"I can't come to my communicator right now, I'm probably fixing something some idiot messed up, so leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done."

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Comments

[totallytrustworthy]

no to the holiday cheer or the not getting hammered?

typos intentional, also did you check the spam comm

[mathematician]

no to the ladder

thanks you a thousand times belatedlyyyyy :')

[totallytrustworthy]

how much have you had and y havent you shared

[mathematician]

enough and you never asked

[totallytrustworthy]

darling Im not psychic I cant just know when youve got a decent bottle on hand

unless you want me to assume youve got one 247

oh i meant to say you're welcome!! also my picture is finally applicable now

[mathematician]

[Lowell makes this face exactly to his communicator screen.]

your bf got it for me
and i might have
gotten some more along the way

oh no I am dying

[totallytrustworthy]

[Lowell you're so lucky she knows you're inebriated.]

yeah well hes a thoughtful bastard when the mood strikes

knew I shouldve gotten you lot something less practical for a present now I'm just the gran handing out socks for the holidays

[mathematician]

[or what!! is this a THREAT FRAZER???]

whaat you got us a present?

[totallytrustworthy]

[MAYBE. A MILD ONE BUT STILL.]

yeah but its a bit of a let down now

[mathematician]

[you can't do that now, he actually likes her!! it would be such a betrayal.]

no come on telll me

[totallytrustworthy]

[Ask Nate: she's apparently fantastic at that (though for Lowell, she'd never). ]

its a book. a journal technically

[mathematician]

[:3]

oh

like to write in

thats a good present

its better than the one i got you

which is nothing

sorry

pretend that had coding!!

[totallytrustworthy]

[And all right, that got a laugh out of her.]

well its already filled out to a certain extent



ps forgiven. this time

what lack of coding, i see no lack of coding

[mathematician]

whens your brithday so i can get you something

[totallytrustworthy]

never had one. I was willed into existence by my mother using moon beams and morning dew

[mathematician]

i had no idea you were a unicorn chloe

[totallytrustworthy]

how on earth did you miss it darling I thought I made it very clear ;)

[mathematician]

i think it might have been the gun waving when i first met you that threw me off.

[totallytrustworthy]

what sort of unicorn doesn't carry an m9

[mathematician]

none that iv'e ever seen before.

clearl y the lack of m9s is reason theyve gone existinct.

[totallytrustworthy]

save for the one smart enough to keep insurance

moral of the story kids

I'll drop off the journal in a day or two

[mathematician]

thnak y ou.

i meaen seriously

thank you for

being my friend

[leave now while you can chloe, he's going to get weepy.]

[totallytrustworthy]

[Christ, don't start then we'll all be vomiting and crying.]

yeah well

someones got to watch your back

i have no icon for how distraught he looks right now, imagine it in your mind

[mathematician]

yeah i odnt really ha ve anyone else to

you and vennett and trish and maggie and charlie

is this wierd

this is weird

im sorry ill stop

Do I have to because it's breaking my heart

[totallytrustworthy]

dunno. doesn't sound like a bad list from where I'm standing but I might be biased.

best not to tally up the score when you're counting all your chips as ones

[Yes, she's implying they're worth more and yes, punctuation means she's putting effort into this text. ]